Get a Sneak Peek into the Minds of Successful People: The Hidden Secrets of Motivation with Loren Harris

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.org. Welcome to another episode of Crazy Fitness

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Guys Healthy Living Podcast. Today I got my friend

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who's a motivational speaker. And I've been on

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his show before. I think it was sometime in January.

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It feels like an eternity. And his name is Lorne

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Michael Harris. And he's already crying. I'm

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just so touched. So welcome to the show. Thank

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you. Thank you for having me, Jimmy Clare. Thank

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you, Jimmy. I'm Lauren Michael Terrace, and I'm

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a friend of Jimmy Clare. And I had the honor

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of having him on my show, which I've hosted for.

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This is the fifth year show called. bathrobe

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moment which you can find on e360tv .com download

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the app today uh but i've been there and i absolutely

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love it i'm an executive producer for the network

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there so i help develop shows and help show hosts

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with all the things uh that uh help take their

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message uh on a magic carpet ride into the hearts

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and minds hopefully of other humans and so it's

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a really important um opportunity for all of

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us at the network and for all of us like you

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included and those out there your viewers and

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listeners who have a message it doesn't matter

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if it's on a stage on the air in person in the

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grocery line as long as we continually to have

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conversations continue to have conversations

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and share our truths with the world you hear

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that that was a cat See, they don't say I'm not

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usually doing shows right now and they're trying

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to like get my attention to get some treats.

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So they go in there and they climb up on the

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counter and they knock stuff off thinking I'm

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going to come running. And once they got me in

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there, I'm just easy prey. So they don't know

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I'm shackled to the office right now. Ha ha.

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Now who's the smart one? So anyway, I do that

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and I coach people, message discovery, helping

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people from all walks of life. figure out, I

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just help them. I take their hand and help and

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put it on the light switch, if you will, to the

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core of their message. helping people remember

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themselves to those times in life where most

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of us want to run from and never go back to trauma

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and whatnot. But that's not just the only door

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in those rooms. So I try to help people see that

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there's a doggy door inside of the trauma room

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door. And that's the door where all the good

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stuff came in. You just flew out of there so

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quick. You left it behind. If you're interested,

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I can help get you back there so you can pick

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up everything that this was really all about.

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And so I do that and I love it is the. best,

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greatest thing ever. And other than that, I have

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a lot of things. I do have a nonprofit thing

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I do with kids called the Power We Symposium.

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I have a mastermind called, a free mastermind

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called Slam the Hammer. A free mastermind because

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people, they love that word free. Love it. So

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I put it right up in there for good. Right. And

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a competition that's a biannual competition that

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where we it's like American Idol for people to

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do what we do. Impactors and influencers is called

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the next impactor, the next global impactor.

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We just rebranded to give it even more global

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of a presence. So the next impact, next global

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impactor looking for the world's next greatest

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story teller. story um and uh just some other

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things you know workshops and things discover

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the author speaker and you to help people get

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their story out i i love anything related to

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story i'm a i believe i'm a master storyologist

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and that's my own word i'm sticking to it so

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um because we all have one huh you should put

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that in the dictionary i know wikipedia at least

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you don't put anything in there so love y 'all

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i'm trying to get cut out of the wikipedia are

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you in wikipedia yet no no you will be they don't

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like me you don't why you say that you said that

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about technology doesn't like why is it all the

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all the inanimate thing how can they not like

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or like jimmy jimmy claire just because i had

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um let's just say i'm some of the tech companies

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probably don't like me so the tech i can so give

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me a name of one of them like what google uh

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I would say probably Google, Facebook. So are

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you like in their room that they have with Google's

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most hated and then your face is up on the wall?

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Jimmy Clare. Close. Crazy fitness guy. Close.

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Oh, so okay. I don't know what makes you think

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that, but I'd beg to differ. Well, I have a Google

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Home Mini in my room. Well, you know, because

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you're a disruptor. See, a lot of people don't

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know that about you, Jimmy Clare. I know it.

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I knew it the minute you were sitting in the

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seat in my show. Jimmy Clare is a disruptor in

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a good way. And more people should be. What do

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you say to that? I agree. Right. Right. Because

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I noticed like that thing. Talk about that. We

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can talk about that for a minute. Remember that

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thing that happened with, what was it, the Golden

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Globes? Yep. And you wanted a petition. Then

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you found out there was already one out there.

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Yeah. So that should have connected you to more

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like -minded people, but see, you were ready

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to start one if there wasn't one. Yeah. And it's

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that kind of a thing. So tell everybody, what

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was that? See, now I just switched it. Now I'm

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the interviewer. See, see how I did that. So,

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so tell us, Jimmy, what was that campaign all

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about trying to get people to sign a petition

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and how did that turn out for you? Well, I, the

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last time I checked, I had like, I think 20 signatures

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on the petition, but then, uh, well, anyway,

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it was a, uh, a, uh, it was a petition to, uh,

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to, uh, to stop this movie from getting two nominations

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and the golden globes. Uh, it was called, this

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movie is called music. And it was the worst thing

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I've ever read about. Um, It was really disturbing.

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What was disturbing about it? Well, the movie's

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message is basically it's okay to use restraint

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with people who has autism. And restraint is

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illegal in 30 plus states. And if I remember

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this statistic correctly, they said 100 ,000

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people. who have autism has died or got severely

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injured with being restrained. And I don't know

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what happened to the other 20 states, but I don't

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know why all 50 were not on board, but that's

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another story for another time. How did you feel,

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Jimmy, when you found out that there was already

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someone or some group of people, a movement,

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if you will, already in place for the same reason?

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Did you so did you start circulating their petition

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around to get the people you had first reached

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out to to sign or how that work out? Well, it

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kind of helped me to what I really liked about

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the. I found out that there's already a petition

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out there. It kind of helped me get the weight

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off of my shoulders a little bit because I felt

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like as I'm trying to create this petition, I

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have like two weeks before the Golden Globes.

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But then when I saw this other petition, and

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that petition was already closed, but it was

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still being talked about on the web. Oh, good.

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But this passion. For autism. You must have a

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friend. You must know someone that's autistic

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because you're so passionate about it. Who is

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it? You got a friend or a family member that's

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on the spectrum? Me. Me and me. What kind of

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name is that? Is that a cousin? I got mini me.

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Me, me, me. What do you mean? I'm autistic. What?

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I'm autistic. You're just now telling me this?

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No. He made it easy. But Jimmy, I really do applaud

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you because you're not the kind of guy who just

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sits around waiting for someone else to do it.

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I learned something from you about that. Sure.

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When I saw it in my newsletters and everything,

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it brought me back painful memories. And I'll

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tell you why. when i was growing up in elementary

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school i was actually people did use restraint

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on me and at first i didn't remember that when

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i read about it but then when i was talking to

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my parents about this movie about the movie music

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my mom brought up that detail. And then it kind

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of jogged my memory a little bit. It's not that

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like I blacked out or anything, but I kind of

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just wanted to wash it away from my memory. So

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I try not to think about the past a lot. And

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then when I kind of remember bits and pieces

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of that, I was like, yikes, now I remember that.

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It was a great memory. How old were you when

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you were restrained? I forget the exact age.

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I mean, we're a little guy, medium guy. I say

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a little, maybe medium. I mean, like, what age

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do you know? You don't know what age? Roughly.

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Maybe eight. Eight. So what did you what went

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through your head when your mom said you were

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restrained? Do you remember that? Did she? I

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mean, what happened? Was it like a trigger or

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did you have a flashback or what happened? Well,

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when I go to sleep at night, I always think my.

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I always think of my brain kind of like a replay

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and it is always on replay and I have different

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memories circling around. And that one was like

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lost in the very back shuffle. But then once

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that one, when I read the word restraint and

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my mom told me about being restrained back in

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elementary school, I was like, yep, here it goes.

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And at night I remember, Just being back to where

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I was back then, it was painful because I don't

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know what made me, I kind of called it those

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darker moments of my life because I absolutely

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hated school. Really? Yep. I can tell you exactly

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why. Why? Bullying? Were you bullied? I was bullied

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on the bus, but that was just only on the way

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home bus. That I could ignore for the bus ride

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home because it was only five stops until my

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bus stopped. Yeah, but who's getting the last

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laugh now? Yeah. That was Jimmy Clare. Yep, that's

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what they're saying. And so out of curiosity,

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how did you get to become a motivational speaker?

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Oh, they were selling name tags at a garage sale

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that said, pinch me. I'm a motivational speaker.

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And I bought one and everybody just assumed I

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really was one. So I was like, what the hey,

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that's how it happened. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

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Why do you make me act so silly, Jimmy Claire?

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What is this spell you've cast over me? I fell.

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I'm kidding. I like it. It means I'm really comfortable

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and I get to be just like a silly me around you.

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And I love that about you. So I really do mean

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that. But I'll answer your question. I didn't

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set out to be a motivational speaker. I thought

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I was and nothing was happening. I wasn't pulling

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the trigger on it. I was just talking about it.

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And then my husband, who was not my husband then,

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but was a good friend and gave me a book about

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how to do it. And I have that book on my nightstand

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upstairs right now in our bedroom, and I have

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yet to ever read it, not even the first page.

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But I keep it there because it's a reminder to

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me that it wasn't it was never about the contents

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inside of a book. But it was always about the

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contents inside of my story. And all I had to

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do was give that heart that was underneath all

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my scars that wrote the story. I gave that heart

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permission to be one time. And today, that night.

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has become my Goldcast video, which is over 22

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million views. So you take it for whatever it

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says to you. And I invite anyone watching this

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to do that because I didn't have some grand plan.

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I didn't have some moment where it was like I

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was walking along and a piece of an airplane

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fell out of the sky and hit me in the head. And

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I was like, ah, you know, and nothing like that.

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Nothing that exciting. It was just. A moment

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of risking vulnerability in exchange for hopefully

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a moment of being seen. And the trade -off ended

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up being something that I could have never expected.

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And it's changed my life. And here I am almost

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six years later, doing all kinds of wonderful

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things in the world, with the world, beside the

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world. Just it's just so multidirectional. You

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know, I've learned in the last six years, if

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anything else, if nothing else, I've learned

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one thing. They have not invented enough words

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because I find myself so many days standing in

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front of experiences and laying within the arms

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of a purposeful experience that is just so cellularly

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wonderful beyond comprehension that I am faced

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to have to admit. I can't even be I feel like

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it's hard to even try to explain it to people

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because nothing will even come close to fully

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representing the experience of purpose. It's

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that wonderful. They have not invented words

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that can define it. And so I find that in and

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of itself, that truth, that knowing just one

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of the most awesome. miracles. It's a miracle.

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It's just blessed. It's all those words and every

00:16:00.350 --> 00:16:03.570
other one that means something similar. I agree

00:16:03.570 --> 00:16:12.690
with you on that. Honestly, it's funny. Me and

00:16:12.690 --> 00:16:15.690
my mom were having this exact conversation earlier

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today. She thinks that she thought basically

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how i came up with that she thought i planned

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to become a motivational speaker but uh back

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then i was in school i was i always wanted i

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wanted to first be a chef no that didn't work

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out i changed my mind that many times i also

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wanted to try to be a movie critic but My writing

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stunk back then. I'd say it's gotten better.

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I would say it's the best thing in the whole

00:17:00.779 --> 00:17:04.519
wide world because I know I'm not a super professional

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writer. If I was, I should be fired. No, we don't

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want that. I had some other different And before

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I even got my website up and running, I tried

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many different Facebook pages just to like of

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like taking pictures, being a chef, etc. Deleted

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all of them. I didn't really have a passion for

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it at all. And then working in different industries

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like Working as a dishwasher before and then

00:17:48.859 --> 00:17:52.539
working. And they're done that. Yeah. Yeah. Working

00:17:52.539 --> 00:17:57.259
at just busting tables. Wait a minute. Let's

00:17:57.259 --> 00:18:00.720
go back to the dishwasher for a second. Oh, my

00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:04.160
God. Here's how, you know. Yes. Because, you

00:18:04.160 --> 00:18:06.779
know, those racks that you got to put the stuff

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in and then you slide it in that thing and pull

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that door down and hit that red button. Well,

00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:13.299
you know what I'm talking about? That makes the.

00:18:13.720 --> 00:18:16.819
Water and stuff. Well, I didn't have that, though.

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You were washing inside of a sink of water? Yeah.

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Where did you work? In your mom's kitchen? No.

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Oh, I thought you meant like in a restaurant.

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Yeah, I was in a restaurant. And how'd they get

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away with that? Oh, I've worked in one like that,

00:18:32.740 --> 00:18:35.680
too. And you had three sinks? Yep. So you had

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to do it in the one, then the sanitizer, and

00:18:37.799 --> 00:18:39.519
then the rinse water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:18:39.559 --> 00:18:42.549
yeah, yeah. Charlie's pigging and grinning. That's

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why I worked where they had that. You're right.

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Oh, yeah. Man. Wow. And then you've got to stack

00:18:50.349 --> 00:18:52.269
all those because they don't even come in the

00:18:52.269 --> 00:18:55.549
tree. You don't, you know. Yeah. OK, so then

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in a waiter, I was a waiter, too. We could be

00:18:58.069 --> 00:19:05.390
twins. Well, I was I was busting tables, clearing

00:19:05.390 --> 00:19:09.509
tables and everything. Didn't like that. And

00:19:09.509 --> 00:19:14.960
then. I even did odd jobs for my parents after

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high school. I did that for two years. When you

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say odd jobs, do you mean things like oyster

00:19:24.000 --> 00:19:30.519
shell polisher? No, I would say. I trade defroster.

00:19:30.819 --> 00:19:33.859
Those are odd jobs. Those are so odd. Like, what

00:19:33.859 --> 00:19:37.380
in the world? No, this one was, you know, the

00:19:37.380 --> 00:19:40.359
stuff that they put in between the tiles of your

00:19:40.359 --> 00:19:46.539
bathroom floor? Wow. Yeah, I had. Wait, no. Tonal

00:19:46.539 --> 00:19:50.119
clipping? Oh, you had to clean it. That's good.

00:19:50.299 --> 00:19:52.880
That's how you're supposed to clean them. It

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was terrible. Why? Because they had waited to.

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Oh, was that a punishment or an odd job? Is that

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what they told you it was called? I know. Let's

00:20:03.769 --> 00:20:08.789
get Jimmy to power wash the house and tell him

00:20:08.789 --> 00:20:14.690
that it's an odd job. I'm not that I'm not that

00:20:14.690 --> 00:20:19.470
gullible. So that sounds like some. You know,

00:20:19.509 --> 00:20:22.049
what was that? Mommy, not mommy, dearest. Your

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parents aren't. I don't mean they're bad people,

00:20:23.849 --> 00:20:25.789
but I'm just saying, you know, punishments. Get

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your clean with that. You always see that in

00:20:28.210 --> 00:20:31.569
those orphanages, orphanage movies. They have

00:20:31.569 --> 00:20:34.690
kids and they're clean in the time. Oh, Jimmy,

00:20:34.789 --> 00:20:39.009
Claire, I declare. Oh, I reversed it. This was

00:20:39.009 --> 00:20:41.809
actually, it was actually not a job. It was not

00:20:41.809 --> 00:20:44.309
a punishment. No. And you, did you get an allowance?

00:20:44.970 --> 00:20:47.470
Yeah, well, I didn't get an allowance growing

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up, I don't think. I didn't either. I wasn't

00:20:53.690 --> 00:20:56.470
very helpful when I was younger. But that's why

00:20:56.470 --> 00:20:58.529
we need me either. But that's why I think the

00:20:58.529 --> 00:21:01.490
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slash contest. You know what I mean? Because

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I still made an allowance. All I did was dig

00:21:38.380 --> 00:21:40.940
in the cushions of the couch or under the car

00:21:40.940 --> 00:21:43.019
seats and stuff when I needed change because

00:21:43.019 --> 00:21:45.920
there was always something to be found. Well,

00:21:46.059 --> 00:21:48.880
I didn't find anything. You know what place I

00:21:48.880 --> 00:21:50.700
used to find a whole bunch of change, though,

00:21:50.740 --> 00:21:53.460
that you would never expect? Where? In my mom's

00:21:53.460 --> 00:21:55.440
purse. There was this little bitty pouch thing.

00:21:56.240 --> 00:21:59.180
I don't know how change just got in there, but

00:21:59.180 --> 00:22:06.640
I figured, wow. What? Secret. I'm kidding. I

00:22:06.640 --> 00:22:09.079
was that kid, though. Oh, Lord. See how that

00:22:09.079 --> 00:22:14.180
turned out. So anyway, so my next question for

00:22:14.180 --> 00:22:19.920
you, Jimmy, Claire, is let's talk about your

00:22:19.920 --> 00:22:25.660
dating life. Let's get that question. Why? OK,

00:22:25.920 --> 00:22:30.380
who was your last crush in real life or in like?

00:22:30.670 --> 00:22:32.569
It could be a fictional character or it could

00:22:32.569 --> 00:22:35.369
be, oh no, I wouldn't put that out there. Scratch

00:22:35.369 --> 00:22:37.529
that. Oh, I'm kidding. But you know what I mean?

00:22:37.549 --> 00:22:39.809
Like if it could be a star or somebody, do you,

00:22:39.930 --> 00:22:41.869
okay, let me change this. Not a question. If

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you could have dinner with one person, living

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or dead, in history, who would it be? And why?

00:22:49.369 --> 00:22:52.069
I love this question. I think you even asked

00:22:52.069 --> 00:22:57.869
me this one before too. What? I did? You probably

00:22:57.869 --> 00:22:59.690
dreamed it. You were hoping I would. Well, your

00:22:59.690 --> 00:23:01.809
wish just came true because I just did it. So

00:23:01.809 --> 00:23:04.569
who would it be? I'm really curious. I would

00:23:04.569 --> 00:23:11.710
say Miranda Cosgrove. Lauren who? Miranda Cosgrove.

00:23:11.789 --> 00:23:16.410
Lauren Michaels Harris. Jimmy, I can't let you

00:23:16.410 --> 00:23:18.730
do that. It's too much. That's too much. Even

00:23:18.730 --> 00:23:22.470
for me, that's too much. I can't let you have

00:23:22.470 --> 00:23:25.750
me as the person in all of history. Oh, Jimmy.

00:23:26.460 --> 00:23:29.099
Jimmy, Jimmy. I need Claire, Jimmy. Claire, you

00:23:29.099 --> 00:23:31.140
just continue to surprise me. Okay, go ahead.

00:23:31.299 --> 00:23:34.839
Okay, who is it really? Miranda Cosgrove. Who?

00:23:35.420 --> 00:23:39.619
Miranda Cosgrove. Is that an actress? Yeah. What

00:23:39.619 --> 00:23:43.799
did she play in? She played in... Remember the

00:23:43.799 --> 00:23:45.680
movie... Have you ever seen the movie School

00:23:45.680 --> 00:23:52.440
of Rock? Yeah. She played the character Summer.

00:23:53.200 --> 00:23:58.240
And then... She also played in the TV series

00:23:58.240 --> 00:24:01.759
iCarly. Okay, so what instrument did she play?

00:24:01.799 --> 00:24:03.880
I'm going to pull her up on my phone. She was

00:24:03.880 --> 00:24:10.059
a band's director, band's manager. What's her

00:24:10.059 --> 00:24:15.500
name? Miranda Cosgrove. Oh, there she is. American

00:24:15.500 --> 00:24:22.680
actress. Oh, yeah. iCarly. Yeah, I liked that

00:24:22.680 --> 00:24:27.289
show. Yeah, hence coming back for a reboot. With

00:24:27.289 --> 00:24:32.390
her? Yeah. Okay, so why? Why would you want to...

00:24:32.390 --> 00:24:37.089
Here we go. So why in the world, Jimmy, out of

00:24:37.089 --> 00:24:40.609
all the people in history of the world, would

00:24:40.609 --> 00:24:44.109
Amanda Cosgrove... Oh, you stuck with my original

00:24:44.109 --> 00:24:47.930
question. That's what you did. Who was your last

00:24:47.930 --> 00:24:50.130
crush, your latest crush? I wouldn't say crush.

00:24:52.430 --> 00:24:55.809
You picked her out of anybody in history. What

00:24:55.809 --> 00:25:00.289
would you call it? America and beyond? Spam risk?

00:25:01.329 --> 00:25:04.329
I don't think so. Like I'm going to answer that.

00:25:04.509 --> 00:25:09.589
Hey, Spam, how you doing? So, okay, why? We're

00:25:09.589 --> 00:25:12.250
waiting. She wants to know. Why, Jimmy Claire?

00:25:12.730 --> 00:25:15.829
I declare, Jimmy Claire, I'm so happy you chose

00:25:15.829 --> 00:25:19.470
me. Okay, why? Wait. I declare, Jimmy Claire.

00:25:19.549 --> 00:25:22.960
It's not me. I'm so happy you chose me. Why did

00:25:22.960 --> 00:25:26.279
you choose her? Seriously. What is she? Yeah.

00:25:26.519 --> 00:25:31.500
She always just seems like a nice person. I mean,

00:25:31.500 --> 00:25:36.319
she always seems like a nice person. She doesn't

00:25:36.319 --> 00:25:43.900
seem to be kind of, I don't know. So what if

00:25:43.900 --> 00:25:45.740
we could find a way for you to have dinner with

00:25:45.740 --> 00:25:49.220
her? How awesome would that be? That would be

00:25:49.220 --> 00:25:53.779
really awesome. And then what if she said before

00:25:53.779 --> 00:25:55.980
dinner was even over, I'm in love with you. Let's

00:25:55.980 --> 00:25:58.359
get married. Boy, how awesome would that be?

00:25:58.660 --> 00:26:01.579
Somebody rigged that conversation. See, I tried

00:26:01.579 --> 00:26:03.180
to get him to step into that. You guys didn't

00:26:03.180 --> 00:26:05.559
fall for it. Jim's a lot smarter than you see.

00:26:05.579 --> 00:26:06.980
You see what I'm saying? You got to get up pretty

00:26:06.980 --> 00:26:11.019
early with Jimmy Claire. Nope, I get up at 630

00:26:11.019 --> 00:26:12.720
in the morning. Wait a minute. So what would

00:26:12.720 --> 00:26:15.460
you talk to her about? What would be the first

00:26:15.460 --> 00:26:18.339
question you would ask her? Amanda Cosgrove.

00:26:18.700 --> 00:26:23.839
I would say. All right, Carly. Mrs. Jimmy Clare.

00:26:24.440 --> 00:26:29.819
I would say. My baby's mama. What? That's options.

00:26:31.079 --> 00:26:34.099
Man, Jimmy. Lighten up, dude. Okay, go ahead.

00:26:34.200 --> 00:26:36.000
So what would your first question be? I would

00:26:36.000 --> 00:26:40.519
ask her what it was like on the set of iCarly.

00:26:42.400 --> 00:26:46.660
Was it fun? Good idea. Get her to talk about

00:26:46.660 --> 00:26:51.099
herself. Smooth criminal, Jimmy Claire. The late

00:26:51.099 --> 00:26:57.380
news man. I declare Jimmy Claire. Uh -huh. They'll

00:26:57.380 --> 00:27:03.059
be swooning. Yeah. Okay. Ask me who I pick. Okay.

00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:05.200
Who do you pick? Jimmy Claire, crazy fitness

00:27:05.200 --> 00:27:09.880
guy. See? I didn't even hesitate. Unlike some

00:27:09.880 --> 00:27:23.799
people. Well, you got the crazy part down. Wait

00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:27.039
a minute. I'm figuring this out. I have a sneaking

00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:31.099
suspicion that was aimed. Was that at me? I'm

00:27:31.099 --> 00:27:34.259
happy to be crazy. I meant that it's in a good

00:27:34.259 --> 00:27:36.940
way. Oh, look. But look, you know what's funny?

00:27:37.099 --> 00:27:39.059
When we're looking at you right now, just this

00:27:39.059 --> 00:27:43.240
crazy guy. Trademark. Your head is covering the

00:27:43.240 --> 00:27:45.059
entire word of fitness up. I see a little bit

00:27:45.059 --> 00:27:46.740
of Beth speaking out, but I don't know it's there.

00:27:46.839 --> 00:27:50.180
Let's pretend it doesn't. Crazy guy. Crazy guy.

00:27:50.299 --> 00:27:52.180
Next time you're like, I'm getting a screenshot.

00:27:54.119 --> 00:27:59.259
Thank you. Got it. Now, the memes I will make

00:27:59.259 --> 00:28:04.380
with that. That's just evil. I know. That was

00:28:04.380 --> 00:28:07.920
why it says, be gone. I rebuke thee. Oh, I'm

00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:11.140
back. What happened? So, hey, Jimmy, what do

00:28:11.140 --> 00:28:14.500
you got planned with your brand? I love your

00:28:14.500 --> 00:28:16.980
brand. What do you got planned for the rest of

00:28:16.980 --> 00:28:23.759
2021? Any big things coming down the pipe? Are

00:28:23.759 --> 00:28:28.359
you speaking on any at any autism summits or

00:28:28.359 --> 00:28:33.319
anything like that? Maybe and maybe not. Well,

00:28:33.339 --> 00:28:35.740
because this is National Autistic Autism Day

00:28:35.740 --> 00:28:38.849
coming up. When is that? In April. What do you

00:28:38.849 --> 00:28:40.630
got planned? What are we going to do? We got

00:28:40.630 --> 00:28:45.589
to do something to raise some awareness. Well,

00:28:45.829 --> 00:28:48.289
let me take that lecture. That's your goodie

00:28:48.289 --> 00:28:51.210
bag. Take that home with you. That's your goodie

00:28:51.210 --> 00:28:54.269
bag that you get to take from, you know, the

00:28:54.269 --> 00:28:56.710
gift of spending time with moi. I'm kidding.

00:28:57.769 --> 00:28:59.509
But I want you to take that because I would love

00:28:59.509 --> 00:29:01.910
to put something together. You know what we can

00:29:01.910 --> 00:29:05.329
do? You know what we can do? I got it. You know

00:29:05.329 --> 00:29:07.549
how on TV, since you brought up reboots, this

00:29:07.549 --> 00:29:09.529
isn't a reboot, but this is, you know when they

00:29:09.529 --> 00:29:12.309
merge two shows? Yeah. Like Chicago Fire and

00:29:12.309 --> 00:29:15.250
Chicago Hope come together for Chicago High Rope?

00:29:15.430 --> 00:29:19.829
Yeah. Right. We could do that with Crazy Fitness

00:29:19.829 --> 00:29:23.069
Guy show and Bathroom Moments and bring them

00:29:23.069 --> 00:29:28.630
together to raise awareness for autism and bring

00:29:28.630 --> 00:29:32.559
in different guests. I can see that. I've already

00:29:32.559 --> 00:29:34.900
talked about more of that details after the show.

00:29:35.720 --> 00:29:37.680
Well, we'll have to set an appointment because

00:29:37.680 --> 00:29:39.380
I have to get ready for it. You think you're

00:29:39.380 --> 00:29:42.359
the only show I'm on today? I think not, Jimmy

00:29:42.359 --> 00:29:46.440
Clare. I declare. I still have a few more questions

00:29:46.440 --> 00:29:48.920
for you. I know, I know. I'm saying after the

00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:52.740
show, we'll have to come back to me or call me

00:29:52.740 --> 00:29:56.160
because I have to get ready for the Dr. Tranquility

00:29:56.160 --> 00:30:00.170
show. Well, I wasn't saying today. I was thinking

00:30:00.170 --> 00:30:03.190
maybe. Stop, you're scaring me. Don't yell at

00:30:03.190 --> 00:30:06.349
me, Jimmy. You know, it's a trigger. I'm kidding.

00:30:07.269 --> 00:30:09.750
I know we will set an appointment. Are you interested,

00:30:09.829 --> 00:30:12.869
though? Yeah, I'd be interested. To raise awareness

00:30:12.869 --> 00:30:15.549
for, you know, come on now. You can never say

00:30:15.549 --> 00:30:19.470
too much about autism. I'm just kidding. Hey,

00:30:19.630 --> 00:30:24.390
but it's okay to have a big head because it means

00:30:24.390 --> 00:30:27.720
it's filled with big ideas. Or a big brain. What's

00:30:27.720 --> 00:30:30.920
a big idea? Big brains. No, brains are all the

00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:34.980
same size. Are they? Just like eyeballs. Google

00:30:34.980 --> 00:30:37.380
it. Somebody Google it. Put it in the chat. Oh,

00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:41.240
wait, this isn't live. But that's a good question,

00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:43.779
though. Are brains different sizes, Jimmy Claire?

00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:46.799
I don't know that answer. I feel a children's

00:30:46.799 --> 00:30:49.119
show in the making. See, that's the producer

00:30:49.119 --> 00:30:52.500
in me. You could be the new Bill Nye the Science

00:30:52.500 --> 00:30:54.759
Guy. No, thanks. And we could call the show.

00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:00.519
Do you dare, Jimmy Claire? See how I changed

00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:02.880
it from the other one? We got another one. We

00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:05.859
got trademark and bolt. Welcome back to another

00:31:05.859 --> 00:31:09.339
best game show. There it is. The first kids game

00:31:09.339 --> 00:31:13.079
show. No, it won't be the first one. Do you stop,

00:31:13.319 --> 00:31:16.539
Jimmy Claire? Do you dare stop, Jimmy Claire?

00:31:17.980 --> 00:31:20.900
Jimmy Claire, you could be the new Alex Trebek.

00:31:21.380 --> 00:31:24.380
Well, you know, here's an idea for you. Okay.

00:31:24.420 --> 00:31:32.279
For me? Yeah. Bring it on. What about for combining

00:31:32.279 --> 00:31:39.059
the shows? I have a friend who's also autistic

00:31:39.059 --> 00:31:44.759
and she's a motivational speaker and perhaps

00:31:44.759 --> 00:31:49.299
the three of us could do something. Bring it

00:31:49.299 --> 00:31:52.059
along and I'll think about it. That's my favorite

00:31:52.059 --> 00:31:55.400
part. Sorry, I couldn't resist. I can't do any

00:31:55.400 --> 00:31:57.779
of this on my show. I'll get kicked off the network.

00:31:58.019 --> 00:32:01.220
It's free reign here, though. I might get kicked

00:32:01.220 --> 00:32:05.900
off. By whom? Zoom? I might get kicked off of

00:32:05.900 --> 00:32:08.359
my other platforms I'm on. You're right, because

00:32:08.359 --> 00:32:12.180
you're already on some social media hit list.

00:32:13.500 --> 00:32:16.440
What's your name, Bob? I just stumbled into this

00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:18.200
show off the street. I'm trying to save my career.

00:32:18.539 --> 00:32:22.019
Anyway, so, Jimmy, let's do that and bring your

00:32:22.019 --> 00:32:26.799
friend. Yeah. We'll have fun. Make it happen.

00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:28.960
Have your people call her people and have her

00:32:28.960 --> 00:32:31.380
people call your people back and tell those people

00:32:31.380 --> 00:32:33.819
to leave a message for my people who will then

00:32:33.819 --> 00:32:37.839
text your people and send a messenger thing to

00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:40.880
her people. That's a lot of people involved.

00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:44.519
I know. We're trying to sound important. Come

00:32:44.519 --> 00:32:46.809
on. Play along, Jimmy. Play along. Stay with

00:32:46.809 --> 00:32:52.670
me. No, you don't. I don't want to. I don't care

00:32:52.670 --> 00:32:54.650
for it. Well, I mean, the day will come, but

00:32:54.650 --> 00:32:57.869
don't you like in your business just getting

00:32:57.869 --> 00:32:59.930
up and it's like everything's right where you

00:32:59.930 --> 00:33:03.210
left it. And, you know, the ideas are you can

00:33:03.210 --> 00:33:05.589
produce them just the way you see them. Wait,

00:33:05.730 --> 00:33:09.630
is that the description of a control freak? Hmm.

00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:15.799
Is your name in the dictionary next to the name

00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:19.200
of Control Freak? I don't know, but I'm on a

00:33:19.200 --> 00:33:23.200
Harvard psychologist show today, so I'm sure

00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:25.880
I'll find out afterwards. That's probably why

00:33:25.880 --> 00:33:28.039
she invited me. She wants to get in my head.

00:33:28.279 --> 00:33:32.480
Okay. I'm good with it. So, Jimmy, what temperature

00:33:32.480 --> 00:33:35.039
is out there? It looks so nice and breezy. Are

00:33:35.039 --> 00:33:38.480
you going to go surfing later today? Yeah. Hi!

00:33:40.620 --> 00:33:44.740
I saw her. Yeah, she was floating off in her

00:33:44.740 --> 00:33:47.420
canoe in the back. Oh, that must be another woman

00:33:47.420 --> 00:33:51.420
then. I just saw. Okay. So, Jimmy, is that tree

00:33:51.420 --> 00:34:00.000
safe to be sitting under? I hope. I love that.

00:34:00.019 --> 00:34:01.900
I love where you're at. Do you really know where

00:34:01.900 --> 00:34:04.519
that is? Where is that? No, I don't know where

00:34:04.519 --> 00:34:06.460
it is. I think it's Hawaii. It looks like Hawaii.

00:34:06.619 --> 00:34:08.860
I bet you. I like to be in Hawaii. Have you ever

00:34:08.860 --> 00:34:12.679
been? Nope. Me either. My parents have. Everybody's

00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:15.960
parents have. No, I haven't. I want to go, though.

00:34:16.360 --> 00:34:18.840
It's just that the flight is so long. If you

00:34:18.840 --> 00:34:21.940
go, you can take me along with you. Oh, Lord.

00:34:23.139 --> 00:34:26.340
Timmy, I do not want to be fighting off all those

00:34:26.340 --> 00:34:29.300
island girls to get through to go to the thing

00:34:29.300 --> 00:34:30.659
because they're trying to chase you thinking

00:34:30.659 --> 00:34:36.389
you're Justin Bieber. No. Okay, maybe. Oh, come

00:34:36.389 --> 00:34:39.730
on. A friendly trip? Come on. Will you pre -sign

00:34:39.730 --> 00:34:41.610
some autographs that I can sell and keep? We'll

00:34:41.610 --> 00:34:47.530
split it. 70 -30. 70 for me. What? I'm just saying,

00:34:47.570 --> 00:34:49.849
you don't have to get out there and be under

00:34:49.849 --> 00:34:52.989
the, you know, the craziness of all those fans

00:34:52.989 --> 00:34:55.110
of yours trying to get their hands on your signature.

00:34:55.550 --> 00:34:59.530
I would be taking the risk. Who says I have that

00:34:59.530 --> 00:35:03.929
many fans? Well, they're your fans already. They

00:35:03.929 --> 00:35:06.489
just may not know it yet. They will, because

00:35:06.489 --> 00:35:08.710
I know what you're doing is going to get this

00:35:08.710 --> 00:35:11.289
message of yours all over the world. Fun fact

00:35:11.289 --> 00:35:16.650
about that. One of my blog posts recently got...

00:35:16.650 --> 00:35:21.809
Went viral? No, not yet. It will. What happened?

00:35:21.869 --> 00:35:26.829
What was it about? It was about journaling. I

00:35:26.829 --> 00:35:32.889
just bought a recent tool recently from my website.

00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:36.880
It cost me a big pretty penny. I'm not saying

00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:42.480
how much. Just in case my parents are listening,

00:35:42.639 --> 00:35:46.420
I didn't tell them either. You didn't? No. They

00:35:46.420 --> 00:35:48.519
know. Your mom's all in your online bank and

00:35:48.519 --> 00:35:53.059
trust. Oh, no, she's not. Okay. What do you think?

00:35:55.059 --> 00:36:00.860
I got this new tool and it helped me optimize

00:36:00.860 --> 00:36:04.690
my post a little bit. Is it software? Online

00:36:04.690 --> 00:36:07.969
software. I'm not techie enough for that stuff.

00:36:08.730 --> 00:36:12.590
Is it working? I think so, because one of my

00:36:12.590 --> 00:36:18.170
posts got shared on a Facebook page that had

00:36:18.170 --> 00:36:21.650
69 ,000 likes and followers. That's interesting.

00:36:21.789 --> 00:36:24.190
I don't remember seeing that on my page. It wasn't

00:36:24.190 --> 00:36:26.710
on your page. Oh. There are others who have that?

00:36:26.829 --> 00:36:34.860
Oh, my goodness. Wow. You make it easy, Jimmy.

00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:39.820
I declare, Jimmy Claire. It's growing on you,

00:36:39.840 --> 00:36:43.139
isn't it? Tell the truth. Half and half. I'm

00:36:43.139 --> 00:36:48.260
telling you, it's going to catch on. So how many

00:36:48.260 --> 00:36:55.579
speaking events do you do a week? Now? None.

00:36:56.300 --> 00:36:58.840
Because you know you're the second person to

00:36:58.840 --> 00:37:02.170
ask me that question today. i'm a live stage

00:37:02.170 --> 00:37:05.590
guy i gotta walk the stage i gotta be right there

00:37:05.590 --> 00:37:08.289
i just have to the energy thing with me and the

00:37:08.289 --> 00:37:13.010
audience is that and um i'll practice i'll practice

00:37:13.010 --> 00:37:16.550
go ahead question oh well before i know what

00:37:16.550 --> 00:37:19.989
you're saying no so no i don't do any any of

00:37:19.989 --> 00:37:22.269
those i'll do some summits and things like that

00:37:22.269 --> 00:37:25.250
because that's more teaching than talking um

00:37:25.969 --> 00:37:28.030
I'm waiting for the world to open back up and

00:37:28.030 --> 00:37:30.070
go back to what I love to do. In the meantime,

00:37:30.190 --> 00:37:35.409
I take out my creativity needs through digital

00:37:35.409 --> 00:37:41.489
media. I do a ton of promos, commercial content

00:37:41.489 --> 00:37:43.829
creation, digital content creation for brands,

00:37:44.030 --> 00:37:48.210
for people, for shows and show openers and sponsorship

00:37:48.210 --> 00:37:55.829
commercials, things like that. I see it. I claim

00:37:55.829 --> 00:37:59.269
it. Perhaps maybe you and me should go on tour

00:37:59.269 --> 00:38:04.710
one day. Oh. Y 'all see how I did that? Tour.

00:38:08.750 --> 00:38:13.130
Dare to share with Jimmy Clare the tour. Oh,

00:38:13.329 --> 00:38:17.469
wait. My role in this tour has nothing to do

00:38:17.469 --> 00:38:21.429
with valet car parking, does it? No. Just checking.

00:38:21.980 --> 00:38:25.920
Failed for that one in 2018. But anyway. How

00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:29.900
did you fall for that? I'm kidding. Look. Right.

00:38:31.639 --> 00:38:35.239
Hey, anything is possible. I'm open to everything

00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:38.360
that God has in his plan for me, through me,

00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:41.820
with me, and around me. So if that's in the plan,

00:38:41.960 --> 00:38:46.179
it'll be. It'll be. So, Jimmy, Claire, we only

00:38:46.179 --> 00:38:48.139
have one minute left because I have that thing

00:38:48.139 --> 00:38:54.369
at the top of the hour. Yep. Oh, did you ever

00:38:54.369 --> 00:38:57.269
see Carol Burnett? You ever seen that show? No,

00:38:57.309 --> 00:39:01.590
my parents have, though. I'm down with you. Be

00:39:01.590 --> 00:39:04.909
gone. Bye -bye. Oh, wait. I have something just

00:39:04.909 --> 00:39:09.329
for you. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was a giant

00:39:09.329 --> 00:39:11.530
fly. Jimmy, was that? Did it hurt? Oh, sorry.

00:39:11.849 --> 00:39:13.670
I'm kidding. Yeah, it did hurt from all the way

00:39:13.670 --> 00:39:17.420
from the California beaches. Speaking of California

00:39:17.420 --> 00:39:19.480
beaches, can't believe one of my sisters brought

00:39:19.480 --> 00:39:22.780
me this all the way from Pasadena. Really? Yeah.

00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:24.840
She pulled it out and it was like, look what

00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:28.280
I brought you. That's a nice gift. It's a giant

00:39:28.280 --> 00:39:32.079
extendable flyswatter. What made? Oh, look at

00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:35.360
that giant flyswatter. I bet my brother Lauren

00:39:35.360 --> 00:39:38.840
could use one of those. I saw this and immediately

00:39:38.840 --> 00:39:42.800
it spoke to me as you. Yeah, I don't think that's

00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:46.380
a good gift. I know, but it is a unique prop

00:39:46.380 --> 00:39:48.199
for the show, though, so I haven't used it yet.

00:39:48.380 --> 00:39:52.119
I broke it out on your show, see? I love you,

00:39:52.159 --> 00:39:55.400
Jimmy Clare. Thank you for having me. Hopefully

00:39:55.400 --> 00:39:58.380
you can come back on. Anytime, anytime, and we

00:39:58.380 --> 00:40:00.519
want you back soon on Bathroom Moments, and we

00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:02.960
want to invite all of you to check us out Monday

00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:05.039
through Friday, 8 a .m. Central, shameless plug,

00:40:05.199 --> 00:40:08.880
on the E360 Television Network or Bathroom Moments

00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:15.449
TV show page on Facebook. See, I did that with...

00:40:15.449 --> 00:40:19.289
I bet I messed it up because... Cut! Rewind it!

00:40:19.510 --> 00:40:24.449
So, I'm back for a moment. There you go. Stick

00:40:24.449 --> 00:40:27.349
with me, kid. We'll make it to late night. Move

00:40:27.349 --> 00:40:32.389
over, Jimmy Fallon! Yeah. I don't think he would

00:40:32.389 --> 00:40:35.550
like that very much. Yeah, that's my goal. That's

00:40:35.550 --> 00:40:38.570
my end game. My show's going to air either right

00:40:38.570 --> 00:40:41.610
before or right after Jimmy Fallon. And I speak

00:40:41.610 --> 00:40:44.710
it into my intention pen. which says, through

00:40:44.710 --> 00:40:47.789
me, not from me, a real thing, intentionpin .com.

00:40:48.030 --> 00:40:50.570
They actually create pins based on your intentions.

00:40:51.030 --> 00:40:53.050
All of the things are chosen. You choose the

00:40:53.050 --> 00:40:55.030
wood and everything, and then they bless the

00:40:55.030 --> 00:40:57.670
pin with your intentions. And I'm going to sign

00:40:57.670 --> 00:41:01.130
my contract with Late Night Television with this

00:41:01.130 --> 00:41:05.250
very pin. I'm speaking it into existence. Yes,

00:41:05.369 --> 00:41:08.090
I am. So where can people find you on social

00:41:08.090 --> 00:41:12.670
media? Okay. There's a Walmart right outside

00:41:12.670 --> 00:41:16.610
Albuquerque. Now, if you turn left there, what?

00:41:17.230 --> 00:41:19.750
You said where? On social what? On social media.

00:41:20.050 --> 00:41:26.750
Oh, sorry. Facebook. You can just Google my name.

00:41:27.030 --> 00:41:29.130
It's on the screen. Lauren Michaels Harris. It'll

00:41:29.130 --> 00:41:31.389
take you to where you can go all roads because

00:41:31.389 --> 00:41:34.050
I got a bunch of stuff out there. Just Google

00:41:34.050 --> 00:41:37.550
me and feel if anything leads you and go from

00:41:37.550 --> 00:41:39.690
there. That's where. You see what I'm saying?

00:41:39.769 --> 00:41:41.050
Because I'm trying to send you to the coaching.

00:41:41.130 --> 00:41:43.289
If you want to just hear an inspirational video,

00:41:43.530 --> 00:41:45.650
you know, you might want to binge on some bathrobe

00:41:45.650 --> 00:41:50.349
moments. So there you go. Okay. I love you. And

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I love you guys. Get out and be the blessing

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